Lifeinvader

Birthday: Young enough Relationship Status: Open

Sex: Male Interested in: Tennis, fitness, teaching ladies the way of the swing

Religious Views: - I pray for my skils Political Views: - Open-minded

About: Teaching all the beautiful married ladies their best backhand, one short $150 payment at a time.

I'm thinking I should maybe get away, make a fresh start.

And another possessive midlife crisis psycho tries to kill me! I am so over this!

You'd never know @Amanda De Santa was in her 40s ;)

My husband says I can't have any more classes for a while :(

I was once ranked 42nd in the country age 14-16. What have I become?

I hate it when you teach all those other women.

Ladies, talk to your husbands. $150 an hour. If you want to double up, I'll do you both in an hour for $250.

How's your schedule tomorrow? I'm really having trouble with my backhand again.

I can't even imagine what it would be like not to be tanned all year round.

Yeah, you're a pro alright. You should be standing on a street corner. Stay away from me and my family.

Is it true what you said the other night after you drank all that whisky? About crying yourself to sleep every night because your life is so pitiful and empty? Call any time, peanut. Love, Mom.

Mrs. Brooke on Kimble Hill Drive has had so much work done she squeaks when she runs!

I can't believe we had to move away. I'll miss our Friday afternoons. You showed me that, with the right grip and a firm, confident stroke, I can smash it like a woman half my age... and that's a lesson I'll take with me for the rest of my life. xxx

Any of my old college friends around tonight? I really want to hang out with someone my own age.

There's some dirt you can't wash off.

Wanna meet up for a juice, bud?

Last time I surprise you at work. It's over, you pig.

LifeInvader

Kyle Chavis

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